What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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