Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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