how do flat chested girls get laid?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My vagina is very pro this idea
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