Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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