I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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