I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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