I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
my sisters under your porch take her home
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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