dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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