a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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