he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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