yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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