I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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