Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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