He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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