I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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