I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
