how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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