just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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