I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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