So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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