Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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