i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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