I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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