Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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