yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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