maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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