I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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