North Korea, Best Korea!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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