i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
bring money and cleavage
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
