have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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