How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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