theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i will never coherently bang her
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
