dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
...so i touched it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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