if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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