Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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