So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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