Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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