Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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