me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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