Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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