Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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