is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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