Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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