come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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