i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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