I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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