Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
4 words: hood of his car
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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