IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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