The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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