My nipple is on Facebook.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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