Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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