would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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