if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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