This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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