Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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