I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize