She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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