I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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