It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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