It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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